Wednesday, August 27, 2014

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

Tuesday, August 26, 2014
  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake
Sunday, August 24, 2014

7th Heaven marijuana scene with Inception music

(Source: st0ner-c0mics)

  • me: man i love people maybe i'm not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever
  • me exactly one hour later: oh my god no

(Source: aryanstark)

Let’s Have A Sleepover!

itsmycroft:

send in your

  • stories about your day/ about you
  • asks for advice
  • confessions
  • this or thats
  • requests
  • headcanons
  • bad pick up lines
  • favourite quotes
  • opinions 
  • or talk about your current crush
  • really just talk, I’m happy to answer anything!
We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished. Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

parks and recreation + text posts

(Source: jonssnow)

Saturday, August 23, 2014

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(Source: urserlicious)